If you’re a hip, swingin’ man-on-the-go, you like not only hot chicks, but giant carp as well. I … er … I mean YOU … may even want to see those hot women embracing some of my your finny, golden friends. Until now my your preferences have been largely ignored by an uncaring majority.

My Your time has come at last. The Carponizer carp fishing wall calendar is here.

UPDATE:

Imagine the shiver of delight that passed through my body when I discovered that this has actually been around for years. The 2019 edition is at least the third. I could be up for days “studying” their back editions.  Story here.

It has gusts of wind as high as 217 MPH, and the Northern Mariana islands just took a direct hit.

It doesn’t seem like it because the islands are so far away, but that’s America and they are U.S. citizens.

Anyone born there after November 4, 1986 is automatically a citizen of the USA. Those born before that date have a more complicated status, although most of them living in the Northern Mariana Islands became US citizens under Article 3 of the Covenant to Establish a Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands in Political Union with the United States of America. The great majority of those born before the magic date are U.S. citizens, because in order not to be, they had to file a formal declaration to opt out.

He wants to use his iPhones even though he has a secure landline designed to keep any calls confidential.

I guess that’s OK

What does it matter, as long as he’s aware that they are listening and conducts himself accordingly.

Just kidding.

You know he forgets that they are there and is blabbing away like a seventh grade girl talking to her friends.

But it’s still OK.

Sure, the Chinese and Russkies are learning every bit of American intelligence known by the President, but the good news is that amounts to nothing. He doesn’t trust the intelligence services and ignores their briefings. Our secrets are safe. Trump actually would have made a great secret agent. Oh, sure, if the enemy captured him and tortured him, he’d break down and tell them everything he knows, but that would do them no good at all!

The stock market slump continues

The Dow dropped another 600 points today, making the decline 2300 points in the past three weeks. Of course October can be a difficult month for the stock market, but nobody seems to have a credible explanation for the steepness of the descent, other than to say that the previous high points were a “bubble.”

The Dow is now down for the year!

Packages with pipe bombs sent to Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama … Former Attorney General Eric Holder, former CIA Director John Brennan and New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo also had packages addressed to them. Brennan’s name was on package sent to CNN’s offices.”

The return address on the packages was that of Congressperson Debbie Wasserman Schultz, whose offices also had to be evacuated when one of the packages was “returned” to her because the address was undeliverable.

Needless to say, the usual right-wing wackadoodles are claiming that this was all a political stunt concocted by the Democrats. (Despite the fact that the explosive devices were real, and could have killed the recipients.)