“VICTORIA SINITSINA is a Russian figure skater who flashed her nipples in Laval, Quebec.”
“While you Americans are fighting each other on everything political … us Canadians are jerking off to Figure Skating on TV … in our Igloos”
Very quaint!
Off-topic, except the topic of quaintness, I dated a woman in England who asked me, “Why do you Americans always call us quaint? We don’t get it.”
I said, “Your policemen wear white gym socks while riding bicycles. They don’t carry guns. Now THAT is pretty fucking quaint.”
She laughed heartily.
Then dumped me.