“Football players suspended from team for running naked with Oreos wedged in buttocks”
If ever there was a fundamental human right …
UPDATE: from the comments section:
“Dark days are these indeed. We would do well to remember the Niemoller quote:
‘When they came for the men with Oreos up their asses, I said nothing because I did not have an Oreo up my ass …’”
Eliza Dushku in The New Guy (2002)
Virginia Madsen in the tub in Candyman (1992)
Great musical starring Sammy Davis, Jr., who sang the title song.
Just fuckin’ witcha. It’s a horror film starring Tony Todd. It’s based on an excellent Clive Barker story. The movie doesn’t really make sense (although the original Barker plot was tight), but it’s good genre fare if you ignore the plot holes, and the Candyman became a horror icon thanks to Todd’s powerful presence. My review.
Marisa Roper was Miranda in that all-nude Tempest done by Shakespeare in the Park.
Alyssa Milano – wearing a swimsuit (12/3 Instagram)
“EXCLUSIVE: Accused perv gets off in subway masturbation case after large-penis defense”
Based on the historical precedent established by the Supreme Court in The United States v. Ronald Jeremy.
Officials say humans — not Satan — behind flaming hole in Arkansas
Satan, the father of evil, with the inhabited planets of several quintillion stars to attend to, probably doesn’t have time to dig a hole in Arkansas.
Maybe in Louisiana.
How Havana is collapsing, building by building
If you talk to the old timers who got an opportunity to visit Havana before the revolution, they agree almost unanimously that Havana was the most fun place they ever visited – the dancing, the music, the gambling, the women, the joy of the Cuban spirit …
Thanks, Castro!
(You too, Obama – on general principles)
