The Trumps, Obamas, Clintons and Carters were seated together.

Or maybe it wasn’t intentional. Maybe Trump is so large that he pulls them all toward him with a massive gravity field. His belt is not VanHeusen’s, but Van Allen’s. (Astrophysics joke. Very big with us porno guys.)

Hillary was particularly cold and refused to acknowledge Trump’s presence. That isn’t easy with a guy the size of Delaware.

Trump on Coming Debt Crisis: ‘I Won’t Be Here’ When It Blows Up

Those close to Trump say that one reason the issue of debt reduction has never been an animating one for him is because he is convinced that it can be solved through means other than raising revenues or cutting expenses.

Say – he is a genius! Most budgets have only two dimensions – money in and money out. But he is playing three-dimensional chess!

Actually, his philosophy is true in business, where there is a third dimension. You just milk all you can out of a company, then declare bankruptcy, and your debts go away. I’m no economist, but I’m pretty sure countries can’t do that. Trump has, however, discovered a third dimension that works for him personally – ignore the problem until somebody else has to deal with it!