The Man Who Killed Hitler And Then The Bigfoot
Starring Sam Elliot as said man
“Elliott plays a soldier who ended World War II by secretly assassinating Adolf Hitler for his crimes against humanity and mustaches. Forty years later, his old bones are pulled out of retirement for one last mission: to kill Bigfoot, who carries a terrible plague that could wipe out mankind …”
Hitler’s stache versus Elliot’s? Sheeeeit, that’s not even a fight.