Trump is usually an ass, but he really nailed it with “Pocahontas”
Why did they censor her date of birth? That is not a secret, is it?
Trump is usually an ass, but he really nailed it with “Pocahontas”
Why did they censor her date of birth? That is not a secret, is it?
As this video demonstrated, Sofia Vergara had a magnificent booty
A capture of Marta Higareda in Altered Carbon
A multi-image .gif of Paulina Gaitan in Diablo Guardian
Higareda finished fourth in our 2018 poll, while Gaitan tied for 11th
Johnny Moronic recently did some collages of this performance.
When I lived in upstate NY, we had a special term for being hit by back-to-back storms leaving more than ten feet of snow on the ground.
We called it “Spring.”
I’m kidding about Spring, but we actually had almost exactly such a condition in 1966.
Mayte Carranco is a weather reporter in Mexico.
Here she is in the challenging, fast-paced world of weather reporting.
Ashley Hinshaw is now best known for her recurring role in The Arrangement, but back in 2012 she wowed us with this sexy performance in About Cherry
This was one of our Top 20 Nude Performances of 2012
Among the useful/useless things I learned from this article: there is an Emojipedia.
Demi Rose Mawby is naked on the cover of a magazine, but with various things strategically placed to ruin the fun.
Shay appears to be skinny-dipping. We can’t tell whether her bottom is on, but she is definitely not wearing a top.
UPDATED with Charlotte Rampling (thanks to a reader for noticing my omission).
These four birthday girls are responsible for a lot of screen nudity.
Laura Linney (55 today, at least seven nude appearances) in Maze (2000)
Jennifer Jason Leigh (57 today, about 20 nude appearances) in Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)
Barbara Hershey (71 today, at least eight nude appearances) in The Entity (1981)
Charlotte Rampling (73 today, about two dozen nude appearances) in The Night Porter (1974)
While Laura Linney didn’t appear in as many scenes as the others, her record is still impressive when you consider that she never did a nude scene until she was 35 years old! Rampling didn’t get started until she was 27 (in The Night Porter, see above), but quickly made up for lost time. The other two were youngsters when they started getting nekkid on screen: JJL was 19 when Fast Times (clip above) was filmed; Barbara Hershey was 20 in Last Summer.
The Entity, linked above, includes a mixture of Hershey’s body and various elements of movie magic like prosthetics and a body double.
This is from Kelly Gale’s Feb 6 Instagram feed.
A reader found an even better one that she posted on Jan 16th.
Bella Thorne’s Feb 5 Instagram just shows her kinda standing around while being photographed in her underwear, which is probably an item on her daily to-do list.
A large capture of Mary-Louise Parker in an episode of Weeds
“Former WWE rookie and alternative model Shotzi Blackheart, real name Ashley Urbanski, has been offering her devoted fans on social media the chance to purchase photos of her poo – and it seems they are more than happy to oblige her.”
“This all-nude all-female performance of Shakespeare’s play “The Tempest” is Miranda McCauley’s first nude performance. The 30-year-old actress plays Gonzalo, in Shakespeare’s original text an old man, in The Torn Out Theater production that aims to celebrate the female”
This YouTube vid tells the story, but the nudity is pixelated
Here is Miranda McCauley without the pixelation.
I just found an uncensored 1080hd version of the YouTube film, and I will place it in the Thursday Fun House.