Afghanistan says it would rather not be wiped off the face of the earth

Afghanistan voted for remaining on the face of the earth, although it was a close vote in the Afghani parliament.

Which consists of two guys and three goats. Goats are so self-destructive.

Luckily, one of the goats sided with the humans.

They bribed him. We owe the security of the world to Purina Goat Chow.

One thought on “Afghanistan says it would rather not be wiped off the face of the earth

  1. “We owe the security of the world to Purina Goat Chow.”

    True, but when you really think about it, haven’t we always?

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