“I’m sorry for everything I’ve ever done,” cried one Seattle woman, who was an atheist until she heard about the town hall and repented of her sins. “I have strayed far from you, Lord, but I now commit my life to you if you’ll just promise to return before Wednesday.” 

According to one commenter, the stabbing interrupted a wonderful dinner of mahi mahi and couscous.

Actually, he was stabbed by a fellow inmate in prison.

I was kinda surprised to realize he’s still alive, a walking relic from the history books, because if Bobby had not been assassinated, he would almost certainly be dead by now. (Although you never know. He would be 93. His mother lived to be about a thousand.)

The Bobby Kennedy assassination occurred more than 50 years ago. That seems like the dimly-remembered past. About 3/4 of the people on earth were not born yet.