The latest Epstein conspiracy theories

The actor, game show host and all-around douchebag Alec Baldwin tweeted his belief that Epstein was killed by Russians. I think he was satirizing the state of paranoia surrounding this suicide. At least I hope that’s what he was doing, but it might not be, because earlier he had suggested that Trump might be involved.

My favorite new conspiracy theory goes like this:

  • Epstein was under Trump’s care. (The Bureau of Prisons reports to Trump.)
  • He hanged himself with a pillow case
  • One of Trump’s staunchest supporters is Mike the My Pillow Guy
  • Q.E.D.

3 thoughts on “The latest Epstein conspiracy theories

  1. I can’t come up with a single organization that kills people that didn’t want him dead. The US, certainly, as he was tied to presidents on both sides of the aisle.

    Russians? Sure. Roman Abramonovich (sp) the Russian gazillionaire is filthy with the guy. Oh yeah, he’s also part of the Russian mob, so add them to the list.

    MI6 is in there as Prince Andrew was a frequent flyer.

    All kinds of Hollywood types, CEO/banker types, and other various powerful people are in, so add in “independent contractors”.

    Current word places him in with either Cuba, Venezuela, or both, so add the south American communist dictator bunch to the list.

    I don’t know of an Israeli connection, so maybe Mossad sat this one out.

    1. Dershowitz is a strong supporter of Israel so you could make up some dots to connect there.

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