Felicity Huffman gets 14 days up the river

Fourteen whole days in the hoosegow? And I’m pretty sure she won’t be working in the hot sun on a chain gang. She’ll probably go to one of those facilities with tennis courts and nourishing breakfasts. Well that should scare off potential future offenders. Let’s see: the reward is that I get my kids into the best schools, and the risk if I get caught is 14 days at Club Fed. Yeah, I think people will continue to take that chance.

Supporting that position is the fact that Aunt Becky is now regretting that she refused a plea deal. She would have pleaded guilty if she knew she would basically get off scot-free.

Interestingly, Bill Macy was never charged with any complicity in the crime.

6 thoughts on “Felicity Huffman gets 14 days up the river

  1. I’m wondering if the lesson here isn’t, “don’t cheat” so much as, “cooperate when we catch you.”

  2. Interestingly, there was a poor single African-American mom in Ohio who was sentenced to 10 days in jail for a similar offense. The prosecutors argued that a movie star like Huffman shouldn’t be treated any differently. So I guess you could say that justice was served.

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