Trump doesn’t think he’s “ever even heard of a Category 5 hurricane.”

Say what? We see them regularly.

The Daily Show ran a hilarious series of clips. Trump says this exact same thing every time a Category 5 forms! Does he forget?

Well, I guess there are a lot of things he’s never heard of, even those things he has heard of.

Trump sent Mike Pence to Poland in his stead for the commemoration of the 80th anniversary of the start of WW2, so that he could be here for us, offering the country his leadership, compassion and a brave, unbending spirit in the face of this meteorological catastrophe. He bravely played golf in Virginia, enduring what must have been agonizing strain to his bone spurs.

Hey, couldn’t go to Poland. He couldn’t play golf there.

They have a decent course, but it has not been used since 1995, when they lost the ball.

Is it still OK to tell Polish jokes? I’m guessing not.

6 thoughts on “Trump doesn’t think he’s “ever even heard of a Category 5 hurricane.”

  1. You seem to have been freed from the chains of logic, fact, and intelligence at some point.

    1. Bill, I don’t think we can rule out that Bro is making some kind of Andy Kaufmann-style long-con joke here.

      Gent, seriously – good points? Can you name a couple? That are factual, I mean?

  2. Trump is the maestro. He keeps the simpletons talking about anything – as long as they don’t realize what he’s really up to – eliminating the deep state from existence. Trump is playing master level chess, while everyone else plays checkers.

  3. what infuriates me almost daily is that the access to all the best minds and technology in the world at the snap of his finger yet he just watches TV and re-reports what he sees to us on his Twitter feed.

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