There’s a reason why they call her “The Body.” (From the 1994 movie Sirens)
Day: November 10, 2019
Ester Exposito strips off her top in two episodes of Elite
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Kinsey Wolanski shows off some big ‘uns in that poignant tour de force, Slasher Party (2018)
Some kinda weird stuff happened this week. Call it “any given Sunday.”
- The Dolphins won on the road
- The Jets beat the Giants in the battle of really crappy NY teams.
- The Saints, Chiefs and Rams all lost
Not everything was surprising. The Bengals were as god-awful as ever against the Ravens, and the Pack won.
Two elite teams did not play. The Pats have a bye week and the Niners play Monday Night.
Depressing stat of the week: Patrick Mahomes passed for 446 yards with three TDs and no picks – and lost!
“This is what people are really thinking, and they’re lying in real life.”
There is almost certainly a large kernel of truth to that statement, but I have to admit that I prefer some of the pretty lies we tell one another to the harsh reality exposed on the chan boards. Unfettered anonymous speech teaches one that life is uglier than imagined.
Movies about mind readers never really tell the truth, do they? I think the reality is that you would not want to know what people are really thinking.
Would love a better look. She is a beauty.
(Warning: IMGUR, and no nudity. It’s just for laughs.)
The official committee rankings come out later in the week, but here’s how the writers and coaches see it.
The identities of the top three are obvious, if not their precise order.
ESPN Analytics strongly supported giving the top seed to LSU: “LSU ranks first in Strength of Record and it isn’t close. An average top-25 team would have had just a 1% chance to be undefeated thus far against LSU’s schedule. Meanwhile that seem team would have had a 16% chance to go undefeated vs. Ohio State’s schedule, the next best. Among the undefeateds, Clemson had it easiest: an average top 25 team would have had a 29% chance to be 10-0 at this point against the Tigers’ schedule.”
Sagarin’s analytics completely disagree with LSU’s primacy. He places Ohio State first by a mile. His ratings show that Ohio State would be favored over LSU by nine points on neutral turf and nearly two touchdowns if they played in Columbus. Sagarin does agree, however, that LSU has played the toughest schedule of all the undefeated teams, with nobody else very close, so his superior ranking of Ohio State must be based on margin of victory.
At the end of the day, it doesn’t really matter which team is rated #1 in the regular season, as long as the potential claimants are all in the top four, allowing them to face off head-to-head against the others.
In answer to the question I posed yesterday, “who will be #4?”, both polls responded “Alabama.” I guess it’s fair to say the Tide is the top one-loss team, given that the team’s only loss was to the #1 team by less than a TD. Sagarin completely agrees. In fact, his computer rankings still place Alabama above Clemson! He runs three different computer models, then consolidates them into his final rating, and all three base models place the same four teams in the top four. The other side of the argument is that ‘Bama probably will not be in the SEC championship game which, absent any upsets, will probably pit LSU against Georgia! If Alabama makes the top four, they will still have a chance at the national championship, despite finishing third in their own conference!
Major move of the week: the undefeated Minnesota Gophers rose six spots after their defeat of Penn State.
“Bill Hader‘s now-iconic New York City correspondent may be gone from the NBC sketch comedy series, but over the course of 10 years he solidified his legacy as one of the best SNL characters ever. And the long-running series is celebrating the legend by releasing every single appearance of Stefon on SNL ever, for the first time. Say it with us: Yes yes yes yes yes yes.”
The Stefon mad-lib – write your own
Stefon: If you want to treat your (relative or holiday celebrant), New York’s hottest club is (onomatopoeic word), the inspiration of (underground artist of some kind with a mildly offensive pun name sounding gay). Located in (unlikely location that sounds vaguely New Yorky), this club has everything: (three silly objects that have no place in a club), a (silly thing or animal) that looks like (obscure celebrity), and a human (noun).
Seth: What’s a human (noun)
Stefon: It’s that thing where (number) midgets ___________. (Breaks up) And, look, over there in the corner – is that (major celebrity). No! It’s (something absurdly unrelated to that celebrity)
Let’s give it a try …
If you want to treat your Valentine to a special night, New York’s hottest club is Quack!, the creation of former beat poet, Tranny Aiello. Located in the two bathtubs from an old Cialis commercial, under an abandoned “el” trestle on the upper south side, this club has everything: pool noodles, smoke signals, slide whistles, five tree stumps that look like Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs, and a human carousel
What’s a human carousel?
It’s that thing where eight midgets in horse costumes run around in a circle. (Cracks up) And look over there in the corner! Is that Will Smith? No. It’s a half-eaten breakfast burrito.