Day: November 27, 2019
“This Nazi sub was sunk when its captain took a dump”
BONUS: The captain’s name was Schlitt.
“Scientists Haul Huge Great White Shark Onto Research Boat To Measure Penis”
To be fair, the headline didn’t specify that it was the shark’s penis. Maybe the scientist wanted to measure his own after he conquered a great white shark.
Who could have guessed that the restrooms in The Poop Cafe wouldn’t pass muster?
“Villagers in Fudu area in Nkayi have accused a fellow community member of owning mystical beings which have turned teachers at Fudu primary and secondary schools into sex slaves causing them to flee the learning institutions.”