Day: March 12, 2020

A .gif of Francesca Eastwood in M.F.A. (2017)

Amanda Seyfried on Lovelace (2013)

This is Tessa in Westworld, but it is not as you saw it if you watched the broadcast in real time. The clip has been enhanced and brightened, and we don’t know how much cgi was used to begin with. I simply can’t tell you whether she really did the scene stark naked. But it’s definitely hot!

As the good lord intended

She’s a professional surfer. There are more booty and bikini shots on her Tik Tok.

@anastasiaashley

Nothing better than a 6 pack during sunset! ##fyp ##sunset ##beer

♬ Escape (The Pina Colada Song) [Originally Performed By Rupert Holmes] – Karaoke Version – Hit Tunes Karaoke

Irina Voronina in Piranha 3D

One more look at Anya Chalotra in “The Witcher”

Keke Palmer looks great!

All comments and collages are by Brainscan. His accompanying film clips, as well as additional collages of Krista’s castmates, can be found on Thursday’s page in the members’ area.

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One reviewer said of Patricia’s Arquette’s performance in Lost Highway that her breasts and bum appeared so often in the movie they should have gotten separate billing. Heaven only knows what the reviewer might have said about Krista Allen if he had watched any of the Emmanuelle in Space series. Those who wrote (?) and directed (?!) the series had a 1960’s Playboy mentality that guys like breasts, yes indeed, so let’s show ‘em as many as we can, as often as we can, and let’s forget about anything south of the belly button.

Take One Last Fling (Emmanuelle 6) as a real good example. Krista is in 8 scenes that make up a total of more than 15 minutes of on-screen breast time, which really should earn each of them separate billing – Krista B-1 and Krista B-2

– but you could search high and low and find maybe four seconds of any other B.

Because the camera does linger a bit at the back end of an actor or two, you get the sense the series was made for couples, but Ms. Allen was 21 when she appeared in it and she was gorgeous and she has gone on to a successful career in Hollywood, so I am guessing the main audience for any of these episodes is us, the readers of the Funhouse.

Earlier episodes of the series had a couple of triple B scenes, with Krista Allen in one. Krista’s is in an episode entitled The Meaning of Love, which is nothing more than a retrospective of scenes from past episodes held together – ever so tenuously – with a narrative of things such as, “Remember that time in Paris” or “Let’s study the first time we met in Athens”. Okay, fine, nothing new if you have seen the others, but still really worth a look-see. Krista’s scene, lifted from the original episode called Concealed Fantasy, is in a shower, filmed with the most common technique used by the rando they pulled off the street and stuck behind the camera, which is go ‘round and ‘round with some sort of dangling shit between Krista and the lens. Impossible to complain too much because she looks great and the camera does capture about every inch of her.

Did anyone mention she was gorgeous? Must have been me.

But take away Krista Allen and no one, certainly not little ol’ me, would pay a nanosecond’s attention to Emmanuelle in Space.

Now THAT is fashion

“braless bosom and cleavage in a super flimsy and revealing dress“

“Said tanktop is leaving very little to the imagination“