Day: April 4, 2020
Way back in 1995, Salma Hayek appeared topless in Desperado.
She was 28 then, but she still looks about the same at 54. It’s good to be rich.
Our poll chose her as #4 among the sexiest women in their 50s, but it was almost a six-way tie for first. If we did the poll again, those six might finish in any order.
The six? In alphabetical order: Aniston, Bellucci, Berry, Graham, Hayek, Hurley
Emily Blunt in Henry VIII (2003)
Emily played Catherine Howard, the fifth wife of Hank Ocho. By the time Hank married her, he was a morbidly obese 49 and she was 19. Despite that, he would outlive her by five years, as she found it difficult to continue without her head. She was executed for adultery and treason.
Diane Kruger’s butt and full side-boob
I hate to admit it, but it’s a pretty good concept to get people to pay attention to what she’s reading in isolation.
I guess I’d appreciate it more if I cared about either her or her reading list.
Click through for the booty shot
Kristin Cavallari wearing a bikini, April 3 posting
This low-budget 1972 Corman production was directed, amazingly enough, by the pre-legendary Martin Scorsese, who was also on camera briefly. Barbara Hershey’s nudity was the film’s only truly memorable aspect.
As you undoubtedly know, she has monstrous breasts
“We have lost confidence in him.”
That means “He did his job properly, thus exposing our corruption.”
This joins the greats of newspeak, like “I refuse to dignify that with an answer,” which means “I’m guilty, but don’t want to get caught lying.”
Like most late night shows, it stopped production in early March. Unlike the others, it is not returning.
“The audience for Lights Out has not been soft since its debut in July 2019. The show typically drew less than half the audience of its Daily Show lead-in.”
It is being shopped to other networks and platforms.
Hannity. Rush. Dobbs. Ingraham. Pirro. Nunes. Tammy. Geraldo. Doocy. Hegseth. Schlapp. Siegel. Watters. Dr. Drew. Henry. Ainsley. Gaetz. Inhofe. Pence. Kudlow. Conway. Trump.
Today, we salute the Heroes of the Pandumbic. pic.twitter.com/35WLDgoHcf
— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) April 3, 2020
Huzzah!
The festival was canceled by coronavirus. The streaming arm of Amazon plans to distribute the new content for free.