Day: May 14, 2020

Scarlett Johansson, young and hot

UncleScoopy

Scarlett Johansson didn’t expose any of the fun stuff in Match Point (2006), but she was radiant.

ScarJo in Under the Skin, our #2 Nude Scene of 2014. It would have won almost any other year, probably 17 of the 20 years this far into the century, because we also voted it the #4 nude scene of this millennium.)

Her legendary hand-bra scene in A Love Song for Bobby Long (2004)

ScarJo’s giant ass at the 73rd British Academy Film Awards. As I wrote back then, “I wasn’t aware that her back was so inked-up. There’s flowers, barnyard animals, ‘Goofus and Gallant’ lessons, a full year of Prince Valiant adventures and an exact duplication of the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Less ink was used to print War and Peace.”

Ashnikko in a transparent top

UncleScoopy

She’s a songwriter, performer and all-around TikTok star. I guess that’s a thing. Anyway, I had never heard of her before, but I found two things I like immediately:

1. Although weird, she has a good sense of humor. The heading on her Twitter feed is “Listen to my stupid-ass songs.”

2. She has a large chest and she’s willing to show it, so she’s got that goin’ for ‘er.

UPDATED: FBI serves a warrant on a senator in an investigation of insider trading

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“Federal agents seized a cell phone belonging to Sen. Richard Burr (R-NC) as part of a Justice Department probe into stock transactions he made ahead of the sharp market downturn stemming from the coronavirus pandemic.”

Two things are of concern: (1) Burr’s communications with those in a position to make his stock transactions; (2) Burr’s communications with his brother-in-law, who made similar transactions on the exact same day.

UPDATE: Burr stepped down as chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee.

Burr returned fire on the executive branch: