Our long national nightmare is over – Grateful Dead deodorant is here

“The collaboration includes five scents — Skull & Roses (lavender + rose), Sunshine (blood orange + bergamot), Workingman’s (cedarwood + juniper), Timber (douglas fir + sage), and Unscented — all handmade in small batches using vegan, edible ingredients.”

The comment section on this page is fun.

“The next scent will be Sugar Magnolia, consisting of a blend of: patchouli oil; skunk weed grown on illegally cleared National Forest land and irrigated by an illegally diverted Creek; and the precise blend of nitrogen oxides, sulfur oxides, and incompletely combusted gasoline produced from the tailpipe of a 1982 Volvo 240DL station wagon with a failing catalytic converter.”

2 thoughts on “Our long national nightmare is over – Grateful Dead deodorant is here

  1. If they wanted to really attract the deadhead crowd, they should have made one named “Wharf Rat”.

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