C’mon, how could he know that a slavery-themed wedding would come back to haunt him? He’s Canadian. How would he know that? Up there they rarely marry human women. Usually they just marry one of their sled dogs, and malamutes have absolutely no problem with slavery. OK, maybe huskies sometimes take offense, but that’s just how they roll.

Man, all of a sudden everybody is so anti-slavery this and anti-slavery that. Oh, sure it was a system that treated people as if they were barnyard animals, but what about all the “blessings of slavery.” Slaves or slave owners – “there were good people on both sides.”