There will be a Saved by the Bell revival.

Which seems like an appropriate item for a site called “Other Crap.”

There’s a new cast of students. Slater and Jesse Spano are adults, and Zack Morris is now the governor of California.

I would watch it if Belding were to be in it, but they showed no respect for my main man, and that’s not the way I roll. In my world, you have to respect Shatner, Clint Howard, Wilford Brimley, Urkel, Road House, Dean Wormer, the neighbors on Ozzie and Harriet (Doc, Darb and Thorny), and the immortal Principal Belding.


OK, I’m just fuckin’ witcha. I wouldn’t watch this crap if they brought Patrick Swayze back to life to play Principal Dalton.

Well, I guess maybe I’d watch the first five minutes. I’d have to see Principal Zombie Dalton, just to find out if “pain still don’t hurt,” and of course to see him eat Screech’s brain. (I assume that would be a very light snack for a hungry zombie – kind of like the zombie equivalent of a Snickers break.)