Aemilian was our old Other Crap favorite, F. Murray Abraham.
Florianus was Artie Lange after an especially debauched evening.
Gordian III was Scott Baio.
Titus was a morph of Tom Arnold and Art Garfunkel.
According to this, Commodus looked like Dennis Rodman, not Joaquin Phoenix. I can’t reconcile that with his busts.
Their appearances, as pictured here, cause me to judge them with prejudice. I know, for example, that Titus was one of the more capable and virtuous (if short-lived) emperors, but it’s difficult to picture that because he looks like a doofus.
“She’s in GLOW about girl wrestling, which means dudes have jacked off to her there and probably everywhere because that’s the legacy celebs have…countless weirdos jerking off to them….and here’s some fuel to that fire with under tit of the 37 year old….”
With this whole COVID crisis limiting production and output in the film and TV industries, we’ve had a sparse slate of entries for the nude scene of the year. I don’t expect this to win the 2020 balloting, but it’s one of the better ones.