Take your pick

Melania Knauss, from the French MAX magazine, January, 1997, as photographed by Alé de Basse­ville.

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or Jackie O, caught by paparazzi in November of 1972

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You may find this article interesting. “Aristotle Onassis (her husband) Allegedly “Arranged for” the Paparazzi to Take Nude Photos of Jackie Kennedy. Their marriage was complicated, to say the least.”


By the end of 1972, things had turned ugly between Jackie and Ari. Gillon wrote that Jackie “regularly overspent her monthly allowance and then pleaded for more money.” In retaliation, Onassis would leak stories to the press about said spending habits. But the most egregious shot was fired that November when Aristotle “arranged for photographers to take photos of [Jackie] sunbathing nude on Skorpios — photos that made their way into Larry Flynt’s pornographic magazine Hustler.”

It’s a .gif from Cover Girl Models (1975)

She would later play Velda in “The new Mike Hammer” series and its related TV movies. Those were the Mickey Spillane versions of Mike Hammer. They were much easier to follow than James Joyce’s Mike Hammer, in which the hard-boiled but erudite Hammer would show up at the murder scene and deliver an incomprehensible stream-of-consciousness monologue filled with multi-lingual puns and arcane literary references.