Aunt Becky heads to the slammer

She got two months in the calaboose, plus two years of supervised release, a $150,000 fine and 100 hours of community service.

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    1. She will also get it in the pokey, the jug and the can.

      Prison life is full of sexual euphemisms.

  1. I wonder if she’ll be sent to the same prison Martha Stewart and I used to hang out at, the Alderson Federal Prison Camp for women. We didn’t hang out there together. I worked in a prison legal clinic during my third year of law school and Martha was there some years after I graduated. I imagine Lori Laughlin will probably be sent to a minimum security prison in CA. But if she does end up in Alderson, WV and any of you want to visit her, I can recommend the Big Wheel restaurant. I can recommend it if you like your salads deep fried that is. If you have fancier tastes the Greenbrier is only 15 or 20 minutes away.

  2. Her daughter Jade, is having a ‘mommy going to jail’ party…looks like they sure learned their lesson…

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