You think of him as a right jolly old elf, but he was more than that. There are many things you probably didn’t know about him:
“Santa was a life member of the Tri-Boro Sportsman Club and was extremely well known for his trap shooting accomplishments. He was an original member of the Panchos Villains for the Centennial in Hellertown.”
Santa Claus ain’t comin’ to town no more.
Not even to Hellertown.