“This Map Breaks Down America’s Favorite Halloween Candies By State”

Man, New Hampshire is deeply fucked.

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7 thoughts on ““This Map Breaks Down America’s Favorite Halloween Candies By State”

  1. I assume these are the top selling candies. It’s what you give away, not eat. That said, Maine’s licorice is the most disgusting.

    1. True dat.

      I’ve noticed that kids never say, “Let’s not go to that house. They only give away Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.”

  2. Licorice here in Maine? If I handed out licorice, I’d be just asking for my house to get lobstered (Mainers don’t believe in wasting toilet paper, even before COVID).

    1. Very sensible. You can have a post-Halloween lobster boil.

      (In the rest of the country, however, the truly evil houses – like the ones that hand out healthy snacks – don’t get TP’ed. They get egged. Really a messy proposition.)

  3. As a resident of Michigan, “junior mints” would not have been the first thing to come to mind.

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