- Jets win! Jets win!
- Apart from that, no surprises.
- NFC Least watch: The Washington No-Names are in first place at 6-8, but they may spoil our fun of watching a losing team stumble through the post-season because they have two easy games remaining (the 4-10 Panthers and the 4-9-1 Eagles).
- Another 147 yards for Derrick Henry.
- Clemson gave Notre Dame a sound thrashing. That briefly opened up a debate about the fourth spot in the playoffs – A&M or Notre Dame? (As Sinatra would say, it’s the Dame.)
- Nothing else mattered.
From the perspective of the vast and nearly empty universe, an existence possibly devoid of meaning, even that didn’t matter.