It will now be known as Uncle Remus

Nah, just fuckin’ witcha, in homage to Evil Roy Slade‚Äôs decision to start his new law-abiding life by changing his name to Evil John Ferguson.

The real new name will be The Pearl Milling Company, and the woman’s picture will be replaced by a picture of an old factory that presumably represents said milling company.

That’s some catchy marketing, right there, obviously appealing to the youngsters, who just love some Industrial Revolution iconography.

But it’s not just for the kids. When I hear the term “Pearl Milling Company,” it just makes my mouth water. That’s the sound of good eatin’!