Wonder Woman? I believe I used to eat her bread. Buffalo Bob told me that it helps build strong bodies 8 ways, and that I should look for the red, yellow and blue balloons printed on the wrapper.

I wonder if I was the only one bewildered one day when I tuned into some show or another and found that Wonder Bread was now building strong bodies 12 ways, although Buffalo Bob had only claimed 8 ways. I have never solved what may be mankind’s most persistently puzzling mystery – the case of the four additional ways. I suspect that riboflavin may be somehow responsible. Riboflavin always “did it.” It’s the butler of vitamins.

By the way, this bread somehow still exists.