If you need a badass name, this is a damned good one

“Tulsa County Sheriff’s Office deputies arrested 29-year-old Badlands McNally after authorities stopped to talk to him about the plane he was using.”

Hey, Dad McNally, when you named your kid “Badlands,” did you think that he’d become a philosopher or maybe go to dental school? Of course he smuggles Meth. It was either that or pro wrestling.

3 thoughts on “If you need a badass name, this is a damned good one

  1. Well, the kid might have changed his name to that. But if the father picked it, he was probably thinking “NASCAR driver” or “bounty hunter”, IMO.

    Unless the father (or hey, the mother. Why not?) was a meth dealer too, of course. Or hey, the mother. Why not? Has meth as we know it today been around long enough for that? Some things that are 25 years old now still seem new to me.

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