This will never make “nude scene of the year” – but maybe it should

Unless you live in France, you probably have never heard of Maryse Meige or the 2021 film I Comete, so the scene will undoubtedly slip below the radar of our annual poll, but if this scene had been performed by Natalie Portman or Daddario or Sydney Sweeney, the year’s other scenes would simply be competing for second place.


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8 thoughts on “This will never make “nude scene of the year” – but maybe it should

  1. I didn’t think anyone outside of Bill O’Reilly still referred to women as “broads.” The last time I heard it in person was at a college production of Guys and Dolls.

    1. And usually there is some mention of gams that don’t quit. I wonder what a broad with gams that quit would look like…

      1. And gazongas. Gazongas were popular then.

        Back in 1989, there was a movie called “The Experts”, the plot of which was that in the 1950’s, the Russians had created a typical American town inside Russia, staffed with actors, to train their agents how to act in the United States…then never updated it, so that it was still stuck in the 1950’s in the late 1980’s. The idea was that they brought in two hip New York City guys (John Travolta and Ayre Gross) to update it. (I didn’t say it was a GOOD movie.)

        Darius writes like a graduate of that camp from before the update.

        I picture some cranky Russian guy using his old KGB connections and his stored up spite and rage to earn a few rubles. I see him as somebody like the John Malkovich character in the Cohen brothers “Burn Before Reading”, only without the rich wife.

        Well, I guess that’s enough cinema obscura for one post. He’s given us our money’s worth, although Putin may not have got his.

        1. I remember most movies with major names involved somewhere in the production, but I have never seen The Experts, nor can I recall ever having read about it.

          I found out a lot of fascinating trivia:

          The total USA gross was $169,000. No wonder I never heard of it.

          It was directed by Dave Thomas of SCTV.

          It was actually filmed years earlier, then shelved.

          Paramount wanted Dave Thomas to go back and reshoot some scenes before its limited release in 1989, but in the intervening two years star John Travolta had gained over 30 pounds, which prevented any new scenes being shot.

          Travolta and Kelly Preston began their relationship on the set of this movie!

    2. I have an old friend (dating back to high school) who still calls women “broads,” as he always has done. Smart guy. Voracious reader. Great sense of humor. But he hasn’t changed a bit since about 1967, when he and I hitchhiked to Montreal, where we saw Le Grand Charles whip the locals into a frenzy about Quebec’s proposed secession.

      I’m not easily impressed by famous people. I have talked to Louise Brooks and Bo Derek, and exchanged correspondence with Norman Mailer and Edward Albee. I once made fun of Eugene McCarthy to his face throughout an entire dinner, and once I got through a fairly long conversation with Salma Hayek without looking away from her face or otherwise making a complete ass of myself.

      But the sight of the legendary DeGaulle, right there in the flesh, gave me goosebumps. I was only 18 then, so of course I was not as jaded and world-weary as today. I was totally awestruck, and paralyzed in the moment. I had the sensation that I was a character in a black-and-white movie from another time. That man was truly larger than life.

  2. See, this kind of thing is much more effective at driving people away from this site than your other post, where you just yell at people. Being repulsive repels, whereas I, for one, enjoy it when you come off all butthurt and whiny.

  3. Come on, you gotta keep up. Obviously, she has prepped for trout fishing with the latest lure.

  4. I have not seen the film, but I have no idea why an actress in a film would be inserting a “lovesense” remote control vibe thingie that reacts to tips that camgirls use on cam sites while outdoors next to a body of water. In a film.

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