Prince Harry’s new job title means ‘penis’ in Japanese

So he is now Harry Penis.

Technically, in the formal terms of British peerage, he is now Prince Harry Penis – the 11th. Wow, eleven already? Given the number of titled Brits named Richard, it is safe to say that the nobility in Britain is filled with Dicks and Harry Penises.

Although I have to note, in all fairness, that one of the previous ten namesakes of the current Harry Penis XI, namely Harry Penis VIII (full name Harry Manfred Windsor Penis), was fully groomed, and this disgraced him in the eyes of his peers, who always called him Hairless Penis, or sometimes Manfred Manscaped.

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