She has an impressive figure. Picture here.
Article: Who is Sarah Beattie? If you don’t know her, the answer is more interesting than you would think, although the article is hilariously discombobulated. It’s in some language that sort of resembles English.
Articles like this are usually “written” by an algorithm, explaining the stilted, barely English style. They’re strictly for click-bait.
I follow her on twitter, and she is legitimately funny. Not everything hits, as you’d expect, but she does land some good jokes now and then. The comic book she co-writes, Money Shot, is an above-average sci-fi sex comedy.
“What island does Sarah Beattie live on?”
That’s a legitimate question about any celebrity.
According to the article she is 5.3 inches. Tiny little thing.