Hundreds? Man, those counterfeiters had a lot of balls.

It’s amazing that these bills fooled anyone, given that they are filled with bright red characters in some Asian language. (The article says Chinese.)

And also that the face on the hundred is Johnny Weissmuller.

This is actually from my local news station and took place in my county, although I had no idea we were having a testicle festival, and I’m taking a hard pass. The one from last year advertised the following: “Enjoy live music, exotic food and good times at the Testicle Festival! Admission fee includes all-u-can-eat testicles.”

All you can eat testicles? With no side dishes?

That’s just nuts.