Brits urged to drink 124 pints each

I’m not British, but I’m willing to do my part in this great crusade, just as so many Americans have always stood by Britain during its times of greatest need.

(Although – sorry about sticking you with Madonna.)

5 thoughts on “Brits urged to drink 124 pints each

  1. “You have the Beatles, we have the Rolling Stones.
    You say ‘I can give you a lift in my lorry’, we say ‘I can give you an elevator in my truck.'”

  2. “sorry about sticking you with Madonna”.

    That’s OK. We’re sorry you got stuck with James Cordon.

    1. To be fair, we were happy to ship Piers Morgan back to you in exchange for Corden.

      I’m not a Corden fan … but we still got the best of the deal.

      1. I don’t blame you. I watch his show on UK TV, he’s an excellent comedian.

        And you definitely got the best of the deal with regard to giving us Morgan back. He was the star of a morning TV show in the UK until recently but walked out on the show because one of the other presenters had the temerity to stand up to him when he was off on one of his rants. Piers has a very inflated ego and doesn’t like it when people stand up to him.

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