Hey, guys, Melinda Gates is available.

And she comes with about $65 billion dollars, and mind-control over most of mankind from that secret ingredient she put in our vaccines.

So, not a bad dowry if you want to get hitched to her, and of course if you hope to control humanity. If Dr. Doom were real, he would be courting her already.

8 thoughts on “Hey, guys, Melinda Gates is available.

  1. That makes the two richest couples in the world got divorced in the last two years #ThingsMoneyCan’tBuy

  2. Maybe not $65 billion — her and Bill have a prenup, so who knows how much she’ll walk away with. It probably won’t be too shabby in any event, so by all means, hit her up on eHarmony.

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