And she comes with about $65 billion dollars, and mind-control over most of mankind from that secret ingredient she put in our vaccines.
So, not a bad dowry if you want to get hitched to her, and of course if you hope to control humanity. If Dr. Doom were real, he would be courting her already.
That makes the two richest couples in the world got divorced in the last two years #ThingsMoneyCan’tBuy
Queen Elizabeth is now single too
And – huge bonus – she loves anal!
Another bonus….tiara marks on your stomach!
Maybe not $65 billion — her and Bill have a prenup, so who knows how much she’ll walk away with. It probably won’t be too shabby in any event, so by all means, hit her up on eHarmony.
No prenup…a separation contract.
Well, Mackenzie Scott got married. Time to move on to Plan B.
Doom is engaged.