It’s hard to come up with anything funny about the president these days. The political scene is so dull under Biden that it’s not even fun to read the news anymore. With Trump you knew he’d come up with some crazy-ass shit every day. Dave Chapelle called him, “You hilarious, racist bastard,” which really summed up how Trump could be simultaneously entertaining and infuriating. In spite of yourself, ya gotta love it when a guy gives zero fucks and will say any outrageous, transgressive thing just to piss off his opponents and keep attention on himself.
- Like he’d call for an end to government assistance for blind orphans.
- Or one day he might come up with a plan to deport all dwarves. “They’re small, they’re creepy. And some, I assume, are good people.”
- Or maybe he’d ask Fauci if it was possible to cure COVID by sticking a flashlight up your ass.
- Or he’d make pregnant rape victims carry the baby to term and marry their rapists.
- Or he’d bomb Denmark until they gave him Greenland.
- Or he’d shut down the Post Office to prevent mail-in ballots. “There can be no mail-ins if there’s no mail!”
- Or he’d claim to fall in love with Kim Jong-Un
- Or he could pardon guys who lied under oath to cover up his crimes.
- Or he’d ask his followers to overthrow the duly elected U.S. government.
Hey, wait a minute. Did some of those really happen in the USA, or did I dream them?
Their combined age: 336 years.
I mean, do we really have to love it? Call me crazy, but I’d rather not have an antagonistic thin-skinned toddler in a position that arguably makes him the most powerful person in the world. Keep his “hilarity” in the cesspool that is reality TV, or the keyfabe world of wrestling, where it belongs.
Sadly enough, he’s even dangerous as a TV personality. His insults against groups and individuals echo through his base, causing the subjects of his derision to receive death threats, to endure racist taunts, or even to endure savage beatings.
Chapelle is right in that Kung Flu was a very funny line, but it was part of Trump’s constant attacks on the Chinese that have reverberated against Americans of Chinese descent, and for that matter against all Asians because so many of Trump’s followers … well, you know. They have the deadly combination of racism and ignorance.
C’mon, you’re burying the lead: The Bidens are great ventriloquists.