“Sylvester Stallone claimed Richard Gere thought he had started a wild urban myth about a gerbil being removed from his rectum after a row over a greasy chicken sparked a feud between the two actors”
Rumor, nothin’. In Breathless there’s a scene where you can actually see the gerbil poking his head out like a gopher.
Then that Kenny Loggins “I’m All Right” song kicks in on the soundtrack.
Honestly ‘row over a greasy chicken’ sounds like a better writing prompt than most of the stuff that’s come out lately. Though if I were script-doctoring, I’d make it ‘naked row over a greasy chicken’. Oh wait, that’s just 9 1/2 Weeks, never mind.