Bikinied woman walks into a tiki bar with a turtle on her head

Bartender says, “Aren’t you a little old for that?”

Daddario replies, “OK, I’m 35, but it’s important to stay innocent and childlike.”

Bartender says, “I was talking to the turtle.”

Oh, girl, I like the part in the .gif where you adjust your top.

And I’m not talking to the turtle.