The era of shortages has now gone too far

UncleScoopy

A stripper shortage? Terrifying. Will Biden be willing to dig deep into our nation’s strategic stripper reserve?

First they came for the toilet paper,
and I did not speak out —
     Because I live alone and use little

Then they came for the gasoline,
and I did not speak out —
     Because I rarely drive

Then they came for the strippers —
     and there was no one left to dance for me.

One thought on “The era of shortages has now gone too far”

  1. I thought the headline was: “New Orleans strip club offering contact bonuses due to exotic dancer shortage”

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