“Argentine Health Ministry needs 10,000 wooden penises”

” … for educational purposes”

Among the conditions to be fulfilled by bidders is that the sculptures be neatly polished and measure around 6.7 inches. If you have them lying around, they are willing to pay more than $130,000. I would love to do it, but I checked all my closets and storage spaces, and I can’t come up with more than 7500.