Megan Fox in Midnight in the Switchgrass

New Bruce Willis flick. Comes out on the 23rd.

I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure Megan’s performance will not be among the nominees for Best Actress at the next Oscar ceremony.

And she didn’t even have the common decency to get naked.


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There is a Red Band trailer for this film, but the R rating is for language and violence. This is a clear violation of Scoopy’s Prime Directive, which goes as follows:

If you are making a movie and are certainly going to get an R rating for violence (or cussing), load up on breasts, because no quantity of breasts will earn you an NC-17. It will be an R with or without breasts.

The Johnny Cochrane version: “If the R is for V, the tits are free.”

Anyway, here is the aforementioned trailer:

One thought on “Megan Fox in Midnight in the Switchgrass

  1. Bruce Willis is 66 years old and playing an FBI agent.
    Don’t the FBI have a retirement age for their agents?

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