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Month: July 2021
Once ranked #3 in the world, she fell on hard times in the past two years, but seems to be back on her game. She entered Wimbledon unseeded, but has already turned back two rivals in straight sets. She won three rounds in the French Open, two of them against seeded opponents, but then got slaughtered by Krejcikova, 6-2, 6-0, in the fourth round. Krejcikova went on to win the tournament, so Sloane’s loss to her doesn’t seem so bad in retrospect.
“Nina Agdal’s Insanely Sexy/Perfect Booty In A Thong Bikini Will Melt Your Eyeballs!”
Somewhere in the afterlife, he is still looking for those weapons of mass destruction.
“The Onion Looks Back At Donald Rumsfeld And The Power Of Following Your Dreams“