Isn’t this a song?
No, not that gay anthem by Paul Shaffer.
This one:
They’re rioting in Africa
They’re starving in Spain
There’s hurricanes in Florida
And it’s raining cocaine
Twelve million dollars worth of cocaine lands on somebody’s roof in Sardinia
It did break a solar panel when it landed, but the homeowners could easily have paid for that if they hadn’t informed the police. Do you think Farmers will cover it? They’ve seen a thing or two.
Homeowner’s like “hey there’s 8 kg’s of cocaine on my roof.” Cops like “what?” Homeowner “there’s 7 kg’s of cocaine on my roof”. Cops “how much? “. Homeowner “ 2 keys landed on the roof” can you believe it!!”
Paul Shaffer wrote that crap? Oh well, at least now I know who to blame: Canada
Paul Shaffer wrote (co-wrote) “It’s Raining Men” way back in 1979. He is reputed to be the best arranger in all of pop music, but his songwriting ability is … well … pretty much non-existent. Here is his depressing discography.
But I’ll bet he cashed some nice royalty checks for It’s Raining Men.
If this was LSD instead of cocaine, they could see a lot more.