Paula Patton topless (.gif)

Paula Patton in 2 Guns (2013)

She is said to be quite intelligent, albeit not quite as brilliant as her uncle, General George.

Although she looks better naked.

Or maybe not. From what I’ve heard, George also cut quite a figure when he wandered through famous battlefields, stark naked except for his ivory-handled firearms.

3 thoughts on “Paula Patton topless (.gif)

  1. One of my father’s more cherished experiences was being addressed collectively with several other fresh out of OCS Louies as “slat-assed bastards” by the great man himself during the 1941 Louisiana Maneuvers. Their unit had actually just secured its objective an hour ahead of schedule so they were taking five in the back of an open truck (hence “slat-assed”) while waiting for the next set of orders. Naturally, none of them was about to stick his neck out to explain the situation.

    1. I have often joked that my dad played a truly important role in WW2: he was the soldier that Patton slapped.

      Just a joke. My dad was actually in the Coast Guard, keeping Lake Ontario free from malicious Canadian treachery.

      Joking aside, he was lucky. The USCG gave him a medical discharge. Had they not, he might have been in the Matchbox Fleet, or manning one of those landing craft during the D-Day invasion, a job that would have placed him at extreme risk, and could eventually have led to you now reading a completely different blog in a Scoopyless universe.

  2. Dammit, now I can’t stop lip-reading the clip and having her say “Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!”.

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