It’s not really a malfunction. This dress was designed to do this.
I love her name, which sounds like it should belong to a wench in one of Shakespeare’s plays. I had no idea who she was, so I consulted her IMDb bio, which says it all quite succinctly:
“Longbottom not only has been featured in such publications as Nuts, Maxim, and The Daily Sport, but also has worked for various adult websites that include Only Tease, Strictly Tease, and This Is Glamour. Moreover, Sarah was the Playboy UK Cybergirl of the Month for July, 2009.
Outside of modeling, Longbottom is also a qualified make-up artist.”
A fine rack sure, but for “a qualified make-up artist” she sure has trouble figuring out where her lips end.