Scientists Have Found a Connection Between Nose Size and Penis Size

“A survey published in Basic and Clinical Andrology measured the stretched penile length (SPL) of 126 adults aged between 30 and 60 alongside a range of other data including nose size, height, and weight, and found a direct correlation between nose size and penis length.”

Man, that Gerard Depardieu must be hung like Secretariat.

7 thoughts on “Scientists Have Found a Connection Between Nose Size and Penis Size

  1. Forget Milton Berle, Danny Thomas must have been the old Hollywood Comedian who was really hung like a horse.

  2. Alcohol causes your nose to get bigger but most of them can’t get it up. I say Depardon’t. I want to see an arabian man’s penis. I have 20 dollars, supple hands, and a salivating mouth. NOT gay or even close. Just visiting.

  3. You see his erect cock in the movie The Last Man. It’s quite sizable, IIRC. He’s with a nude Ornella Muti so it’s understandable.

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