“A survey published in Basic and Clinical Andrology measured the stretched penile length (SPL) of 126 adults aged between 30 and 60 alongside a range of other data including nose size, height, and weight, and found a direct correlation between nose size and penis length.”
Man, that Gerard Depardieu must be hung like Secretariat.
Can confirm. Source: Have medium sized nose.
Forget Milton Berle, Danny Thomas must have been the old Hollywood Comedian who was really hung like a horse.
Alcohol causes your nose to get bigger but most of them can’t get it up. I say Depardon’t. I want to see an arabian man’s penis. I have 20 dollars, supple hands, and a salivating mouth. NOT gay or even close. Just visiting.
Now I finally understand what the story of Pinocchio was REALLY about.
You see his erect cock in the movie The Last Man. It’s quite sizable, IIRC. He’s with a nude Ornella Muti so it’s understandable.
Mrs. Calabash, wherever she is, must have some fond memories.
Yes but in Gerard Depardieu case when he whips out his penis it will look like a nose!