“Catholic bishop who quit church for ‘Satanic’ love is selling pig semen now”

“Catholic clergy are reportedly outraged by the ex-bishop’s bizarre new career move, claiming he is ‘possessed’ and ‘masturbating’ pigs.”

(Presumably just part of his career path to the papacy itself.)

Incidentally, I sat next to Timothy Leary and saw Masturbating Pigs open for one of the Fugs at the Grugahalle in the legendary “Pigs & Fug in Grug” concert back in ’68. Or maybe none of that never happened. It was the 60s. There were drugs.

9 thoughts on ““Catholic bishop who quit church for ‘Satanic’ love is selling pig semen now”

  1. The Fugs lol ~ It crawled into my hand … honest. When underground radio truly was underground! 😛

    As always, don’t get me going on the Catholic church. And no, wasn’t an altar boy. 😮

    1. I used to love the Fugs. Great stuff for shocking my straight friends.

      Well, the truth is that I was pretty straight myself: short hair, suit and tie, played sports, acted in summer stock, took almost no drugs, married with a child before I turned 23. As I look back on it, I was definitely not part of the counter-culture, even though I enjoyed lurking in its fringes, from a safe distance. So I guess the Fugs just appealed to my warped sense of humor, which was a gift from my dad, the legendary Danny “Suits” Sparrow.

      Ed Sanders is quite old now, but still with us, now runs a blog. He’s a hella good writer.

      1. Sing goddess of the wrath of Jonathan Abner Tobias Pissoff.
        My best college friend can probably still recite the Johnny Pissoff Credo in its entirety.

    1. Which bathroom do “alter” boys have to use?

      (I guess it depends on what they have been altered to. Or from.)

        1. A lot of people have moved to cellular, but I’m still using my old reliable homophone.

          It’s great – especially the direct line to Elton John.

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