“The research involved stimulating the clitorises of 20 adult females while their brains were scanned using functional magnetic resonance imaging.”
I don’t know if the scientists involved here are smart enough to prove this point, but I know that there’s an even more cogent argument for their genius: they thought this up in the first place. “Look, I’ll just place this device on your head while I lick your clit. It’ll only take a sec. Darn. The reading wasn’t clear. We better take a longer scan.”
Alternate experimental interpretation:
The women who were smart enough to recognize that the experimentalists were obvious perverts but went ahead anyway were non-coincidentally the nymphomaniacs.
Actually…. a new scientific study published last week has identified the brain region linked to genital touch in women, and found that it was more developed in volunteers who reported having more sex.
Chicken egg problem.
There was a Seinfeld episode about this.
SAT prep just got FUN!