Day: January 5, 2022
“Kim Jong-il invented the burrito”
“The report added that his son and successor also takes a ‘meticulous interest’ in burritos.”
The kid is wise. He’s just following my own personal rule: you can’t can’t be too meticulous about your tax returns or your interest in burritos.
Pooh Shiesty plugs a guy in the butt, pleads out
Pooh Sheisty is a rap name. I think some of these rappers should mix it up a bit. Instead of taking a name like “Shady MoFo,” or “Ebony Ice,” one of them should go with something so square it’s all the way back around to cool, like “Stanley Gorski” or “Kevin O’Reilly.”
My grandma would take exception. She still goes to the Y every morning to play some hoops with the young guys. She still puts up about 20 points a game, but at age 124 she no longer drives the lane and has to pull up for the jumper.
From her Instagram story (last pic)
The actress was photographed on Valentino’s yacht (no big deal) in Ibiza, Spain during the filming of The Devil Wears Prada (2005).
The clip is here.
You may remember that she was totally naked throughout the entire duration of a genre spoof, Not Another Teen Movie in 2001. (She played an exchange student, and the school respected the very different customs of her homeland.)
Oh, those teensploitation movies! I love the ones from the sixties best of all, with tag lines like “Jazzed-out and pot-crazed teen hipsters on the highway to hell.”
By the way, here’s a Scoopy travel tip. I used to take Route 666 to visit Hell, but it could use some upgrades, so I now use the newly paved Highway of Good Intentions. You’ll be glad to know that congressional Democrats have allocated some money to repair Route 666 in their infrastructure bill. They need to use it when they make their pilgrimages to Satan.
Laura Müller shows her curves in La nuit aux amants (2021).
Her character is performing for a customer in PVT Chat (2021).
This was one of our top nude scenes of 2021.
Eiza Gonzalez is a singer and actress. I take that on faith because I have never seen her perform. One crazy thing about the internet: I’ve never seen her sing or act, yet I know her name and see pictures of her every day.